Greetings!
Hello Friends, Family and Esteemed Guests:
I have been a bridesmaid 14 times. I've designed couture toilet paper dresses on more than one occasion. I've worn matching bedazzled t-shirts and donned penis shaped accouterments whilst out on the town. I've attended and thrown every variety of shower: engagement, wedding, baby, even golden! My collection of floor length unflattering gowns and acumen for determining what exact type of chocolate is smashed up in a diaper to charmingly appear as excrement is unparalleled. It has truly been an honor and a source of real joy for me to witness, and participate in, your societally sanctioned celebratory events.
It is in that same spirit that I invite you to celebrate, and participate in, my Spinstermoon (trademark pending)!
Who says you have to have a ring or an episiotomy to have a party!
I had hoped to make it to all 7 continents before turning the big 4-0, but alas - it turns out traveling costs can really add up and time is fleeting. The final frontier, Antarctica, is just beyond my reach, so I figured if we can crowd fund breast implants and dog surgeries, we can crowdfund my life's work.
Love, Levity and Happy Birthday to Me,
Briana
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Contact Briana E. Heard via e-mail or via phone at 916-342-3300.
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"Antarctica needs you. And I need to see the photos. Love you, lady, and happy spinstermoon <3"
By Morgan Stone — 3 years ago
"May this 40th year bring great fun and safe travels. Love you!!!"
By DeeDee Hunt — 3 years ago
"The Gellers are thrilled to contribute to continent #7! We cannot wait to see you stake your flag on Antarctica. Happy 40th!! Here is to many more adventures."
By Felicia Marie Geller — 3 years ago
"I haven't been this happy to contribute to a cruise since I was single and eyeing the meat at Pendulum. iViva la Briana!"
By Danny Nagatani — 3 years ago
"Happy Birthday love!! I hope this helps a little, as you know I live through your travels! Can’t wait to see and read about your trips to come! Hope you have the happiest of birthdays! I love you!! Diana"
By Diana Quintero — 3 years ago